he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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