Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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