i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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