Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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