Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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