yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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