alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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