i was born a porn star she said
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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