Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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