Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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