Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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