some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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