So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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