You made me cry and you don't even care
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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