I think scott just propositioned me for sex
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Randomize