i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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