Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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