susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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