I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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