Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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