im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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