Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
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