do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Randomize
