Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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