only you would photoshop your dick
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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