What a fucking waste of an outfit
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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