So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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