it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
one two three fourrrrnication!
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
So vagazzling was a success
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