I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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