Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
This baby is an asshole
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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