Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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