Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Michael Bay diarrhea
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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