You just made me feel so damn special
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize