i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
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