if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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