How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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