So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i was born a porn star she said
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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