I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
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