i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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