I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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