Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Randomize
