He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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