I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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