Umm I'm too high to move.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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