Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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