omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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