just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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