I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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