Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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