im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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