I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Walk of Shame today included voting.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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