Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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