you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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