Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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