I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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