I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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